The Enquirer takes it too far!
The latest issue of The National Enquirer blares the headline "Cruise
Baby disfigured"..only when you look closer does it say that Tom is
angry at claims that his baby is disfigured.
Even for me this is taking it too far...the baby's parents might be
freaks but to sell magazines by saying that a child might be disfigured
is pretty low.
They should have gone with the headline "Cruise baby is the child of L
Ron Hubbard" or "Cruise baby spotted in alien craft" I would have bought
that! Hell even go with "Cruise baby is flying rainbow turkey"...I would
have bought that too! But then I'm not all that discerning...
Rachel Bilson makes people look like giant fat trolls
Here is Rachel Bilson in Hollywood last night at the premiere of her new movie "The Last Kiss"
She is so perfect and diminutive that she makes everyone look like blimpy sideshow freaks in comparison
Freak.
Freaks.
Freaks.
Freak.
Freak.
The moral of the story is...never stand next to Rachel Bilson, unless you want to be pelted with garbage and hauled off to the circus.
Rachel McAdams feeds gloves to homeless people
Rachel McAdams makes about $10 million dollars per movie, so going by Hollywood law she should be a bitch who demands a carriage made out of ocelot fur to drive her wherever she wants to go...
But instead she rides the bus!!! I love her!
Even though we all know McAdams is ridiculously nice, this is taking it a bit far for my taste..if I ever earned enough money to never have to take the bus again I never would...who wants to sit next to a guy who is mumbling to himself and eating a pair of woolen gloves?
I wish I was joking..but that has actually happened to me..
Knowing Rachel McAdams though she would stop the bus and buy him a pair of $500 Prada gloves to munch on...she's just that kind of girl.
