Bonjour Michaela Jackson!
 Michael Jackson decided to step out in St Tropez this week...as a woman... The king (or should i say Queen) of pop went out with what appeared to be his daughter Paris, dressed in skinny jeans, stilettos, a blouse, bright orange handbag and floppy hat. Michael is renowned for dressing in bizarre outfits in an attempt to "disguise" himself from his fans. In January, Jackson was caught dressed in an abaya (traditional dress for Muslim women) applying makeup in a woman's bathroom in Bahrain. The explanation? That Jackson could not read Arabic and thus did not realise that it was the female bathroom. Yeah.. ...that explains the whole being dressed as a woman and applying makeup thing...also..wouldn't your first clue have been that the bathroom was filled with women? anyway... I don't know why Michael feels the need to create all these elaborate excuses to dress like a woman...just admit that you like wearing high heels and looking pretty. Hell, I was dressed as Marilyn Monroe last night in East London letting a vent blow up my skirt...and I don't need to make up dumb excuses... Not even for the Police. 
Sound advice from Ashlee Simpson!
 "If people want to get surgery, it's a personal thing. But it's not something anyone should rush into. Once it's done, it's done." -More Magazine. I'm not saying anything...I'll just post these new photos of Ashlee before she performs Chicago in London.     ..and this old photo of Ashlee..  I think I made my point.
Paris and Nicole "reunite"!
 Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have finally "reunited" after their 18 month "feud" and were spotted "eating" at Dan Tana's in Hollywood. I realise that I've overused the inverted commas but the whole thing just strikes me as fake..first the "feud", then the "reunion" and then the "eating"? Please! What a coincidence that The Simple Life 6 starts shooting next month and the girls will be working at a camp together. Simple Life executive producer Jon Murray stated "The thing the viewers love is the two girls together. America, Paris and Nicole are going to camp." TMZ has a funny video of the "reunion" HEREJust as a "side note" when did "Nicole" become "Mary Kate Olsen"? You know, once you start with the "inverted commas" it's kind of hard to "stop".
Say hello to the ROBOTWINS!
 The ROBOTWINS (aka Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes) have been spotted all over Paris fashion week and are apparently new best friends! Their friendship began some time ago when Victoria was spotted in L.A. reading a Scientology book recommended by Katie. I wonder what these two talk about? Probably normal girl stuff...shoes...shopping...the secret alien race of which both are members...and how their boyfriends wear more mascara than they do...   Frankly as a pairing they terrify me.
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